A Toast

It's the new year again, but I'm not going to rant about how depressed or sad I am about my life at this point (I don't think I'm depressed anyway) or about how alone I am on new year's and start a ridiculous pity party for myself (even though I am alone on New Year's Eve...so what?). And I'm definitely not gonna spend a million words reflecting on the past year and where it went wrong and how I'm gonna do much better next year....

Instead.....

I'm gonna begin the new year on a positive note. With a toast.

*Raises champagne glass*


Ahem, I said *RAISES CHAMPAGNE GLASS*

Damnit y'all...that's your cue to raise yours too!!

...*waits a decent amount of time for the rest of the glasses to be raised*



Now then...

Here's to a new year; here's to getting into bed with hotties when we find them and to stealing their boxers if they leave them (on accident or because you hide them...whatever) at your house (not saying I do this or anything...anyhow, moving on); I raise my glass to all my friends, loved ones, and everybody else who knows me wishing them all the best for the coming year: may you find the somebody that completes you this year (we all know we secretly want this, so don't lie damnit!), may you have better luck with your career this year than you did last year, may you find only open windows instead of the closed doors and may you have sex so dirty and crazy that you have to lie about what happened to you the next day at work (again, not that this has happened either, I'm just saying--thank you Big Ed); here's to all the people who have loved us: may they all rot in hell for letting us go and someday feel very sorry for themselves when they realize what they lost when they left us and here's to all the people that we will find to love us in the coming months, may they all treasure the precious gift that, by some miracle, wandered into their lives;

(Ok y'all I'm really almost done...you can chug the whole glass in a second to make up for all the time you've wasted not drinking while reading this)

here's to all the friends who love us more than life itself who know that their love, whilst still deeply treasured, is not enough to fill the empty space and here's to all the people who truly understand what is in our hearts and souls, may they continue to love us and care for us just for being ourselves and never try to change us; to all this, and all the things I might have left out, I raise my glass for a toast to a new and better year ahead: to a brighter future laid out before us and an even path upon which to walk.....I love you all, so much!

*Takes a drink and keeps drinking until everybody has drank from their glass as well*

As I will it, so shall it be. Thanks be to the gods and goddesses for all their love and support.