The Best Gift Ever!!
So my friend Jay sent me the best uh...christmas? gift ever...(won't reveal the punchline yet...hahaha, cuz I'm a bastard). If I'm feeling nice, I just might share, but I doubt it.
He called me twice tonight, once while I was still working and once just after I'd gotten off and gone to pick up SyScreams to go out for a beer.
Where's the fire?
Uh...*confused voice* I don't know. Well, I just wanted to see if you got your thing I sent you yet.
Well no, haven't checked the mail in a while...been going straight from one job to the other job...haven't been home to check the mail. (Meanwhile in my head...he said it was just a really really small thing...was expecting it to be actually in the mailbox.)
Well I know you already got it today...
What did you call my roommate or something? ... You Stalker...*kidding voice*
No, Fed ex said it got there today....*what it was fedex?...insured maybe? confusion abounds*
Uh ok...well I'll call ya tonight when I get home and let you know I got it *and tell ya if I actually like it or not--always a little scared of "random" presents*
Then here's me, opening the front door...wow! that's not a small tiny little package. It's freakin huge. Ok, I'll get to that in a second, first I'm gonna check my IMs on my comp...see if anybody has sent me a message lately. Look back. Box says in HUGE letters RUSH! PERISHABLE.
Mega excitement...it's something perishable...is it? could it be??? *blood pressure rising* Run to kitchen to get a knife to open box. Top of box, from jay to angel...again perishable. *Well, hopefully he wasn't dumb enough to send me cheese. He ought to know by now that I can't eat that much of it. Surely he wasn't that silly.* More excitement as I start to cut into the tape...perishable...from wisconsin...perishable...not cheese...box finally open. Yea! Styrofoam...it's a cooler...definitely something cold...I think it just might be....tear off top of cooler...pull out random paper....oh my god!!!! Yea!!! Green letters...it is! it is! it is! what I thought. A whole case of Spotted Cow beer from New Glarus ...just for me. Unopened.
Take case out of faux cooler, and open box...more excitement...can't wait to taste it...must have now...still slightly cold...good enough for me...just a little longer...must shake bottle first...(yes, you really have to do this, otherwise the beer tastes like recycled ass, but shaken...oh my god) ok enough shaking already I can't wait...open beer. Foam coming out of top a little, usually that wouldn't have happened (but it wasn't really cold) suck the foam down and yes...still drinking it. Savoring it...gushing about it on the phone to him...I woke him up...oops. Yeah I have to work early too...so what's your point? This is freakin Spotted Cow we're talking about here...very important stuff.
here's a pic. fucking work rules...maybe noooowww, i can view my own fucking page at work.
He called me twice tonight, once while I was still working and once just after I'd gotten off and gone to pick up SyScreams to go out for a beer.
Where's the fire?
Uh...*confused voice* I don't know. Well, I just wanted to see if you got your thing I sent you yet.
Well no, haven't checked the mail in a while...been going straight from one job to the other job...haven't been home to check the mail. (Meanwhile in my head...he said it was just a really really small thing...was expecting it to be actually in the mailbox.)
Well I know you already got it today...
What did you call my roommate or something? ... You Stalker...*kidding voice*
No, Fed ex said it got there today....*what it was fedex?...insured maybe? confusion abounds*
Uh ok...well I'll call ya tonight when I get home and let you know I got it *and tell ya if I actually like it or not--always a little scared of "random" presents*
Then here's me, opening the front door...wow! that's not a small tiny little package. It's freakin huge. Ok, I'll get to that in a second, first I'm gonna check my IMs on my comp...see if anybody has sent me a message lately. Look back. Box says in HUGE letters RUSH! PERISHABLE.
Mega excitement...it's something perishable...is it? could it be??? *blood pressure rising* Run to kitchen to get a knife to open box. Top of box, from jay to angel...again perishable. *Well, hopefully he wasn't dumb enough to send me cheese. He ought to know by now that I can't eat that much of it. Surely he wasn't that silly.* More excitement as I start to cut into the tape...perishable...from wisconsin...perishable...not cheese...box finally open. Yea! Styrofoam...it's a cooler...definitely something cold...I think it just might be....tear off top of cooler...pull out random paper....oh my god!!!! Yea!!! Green letters...it is! it is! it is! what I thought. A whole case of Spotted Cow beer from New Glarus ...just for me. Unopened.
Take case out of faux cooler, and open box...more excitement...can't wait to taste it...must have now...still slightly cold...good enough for me...just a little longer...must shake bottle first...(yes, you really have to do this, otherwise the beer tastes like recycled ass, but shaken...oh my god) ok enough shaking already I can't wait...open beer. Foam coming out of top a little, usually that wouldn't have happened (but it wasn't really cold) suck the foam down and yes...still drinking it. Savoring it...gushing about it on the phone to him...I woke him up...oops. Yeah I have to work early too...so what's your point? This is freakin Spotted Cow we're talking about here...very important stuff.
here's a pic. fucking work rules...maybe noooowww, i can view my own fucking page at work.
posted by AeroAangel at 00:10
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AWESOME!!!!! yay!!!
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