For Ye of Little Faith..
The Bidding will Start at 3 days and $3.00.
Yes that's right, I'm once again going to try to give up smoking...god help all the people around me for the next few weeks. I'm also giving up having sex. Yes, my two favorite things, are going bye bye. Starting today at 8 am.
Now, let me clarify, I do NOT (definitelynoti'mnotcrazy)plan to give up sex permanently...just until BoY gets back and find out what's up. Cuz I don't really want to be that girl who lost a great guy just because she couldn't wait a few months for sex...and even if it turns out to be nothing, at least it gives me a few months to get over him without the constant stress of trying to start over..yet again.
Now then, for ye of little faith...by all means bet against me! I will start the bidding myself in fact. If I don't make it past 3 days with the smoking, I will pay $3.00 to anybody who bets against me. But also, feel free to bet amongst yourselves...as it's probably too tempting not to, for those of you who know just how MANY times I've tried to quit smoking...(or quit having sex for that matter).
So yeah, there's 3 things to bet on...which one I'll go back to first; how many days/weeks i'll make without cigarettes; and how many weeks/months I'll make it without sex. I've gone ahead and given some insider information on this one. Maybe you'll take the hint.
If not, *whispers* I have already gone about 3 weeks without sex, so if you're gonna bet on that one, guess high!
hehe...have fun with my misery, might as well, 'specially since I'm already having fun with it.
Yes that's right, I'm once again going to try to give up smoking...god help all the people around me for the next few weeks. I'm also giving up having sex. Yes, my two favorite things, are going bye bye. Starting today at 8 am.
Now, let me clarify, I do NOT (definitelynoti'mnotcrazy)plan to give up sex permanently...just until BoY gets back and find out what's up. Cuz I don't really want to be that girl who lost a great guy just because she couldn't wait a few months for sex...and even if it turns out to be nothing, at least it gives me a few months to get over him without the constant stress of trying to start over..yet again.
Now then, for ye of little faith...by all means bet against me! I will start the bidding myself in fact. If I don't make it past 3 days with the smoking, I will pay $3.00 to anybody who bets against me. But also, feel free to bet amongst yourselves...as it's probably too tempting not to, for those of you who know just how MANY times I've tried to quit smoking...(or quit having sex for that matter).
So yeah, there's 3 things to bet on...which one I'll go back to first; how many days/weeks i'll make without cigarettes; and how many weeks/months I'll make it without sex. I've gone ahead and given some insider information on this one. Maybe you'll take the hint.
If not, *whispers* I have already gone about 3 weeks without sex, so if you're gonna bet on that one, guess high!
hehe...have fun with my misery, might as well, 'specially since I'm already having fun with it.
posted by AeroAangel at 16:31
2 Comments:
Betting is what worked for me ;-)
I will not bet against you. I have faith you will win.
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